Namely, nothing. Or rather, the absence of something. That being new stuff. See, lest you continue to think that nothing is happening at our house, I've been instructed to post for my traveling bride - she is currently in Duluth attending a conference, and will most likely be out of blogging range until the latter half of the week.
Little did I know the trouble I would cause that one fateful night at the computer as my wife was reading her favorite knitting blogs and me casually mentioning "You know, hon, you could do that too if you wanted..."