My brother sent me this link the other day and it was too funny for words. So I had to share it.
You can either read the story or listen to it. I would suggest listening though, as it is good for some laughs.
I hope our dogs never get high on something. Though I know Weasel does eat poo at times, and Buster used to get 'roid rage when he was on steroids for his third eyelid issue.